Nothing goes better with the holidays than some yummy baked treats - and Martha Stewart's got nothing on this tasty trans woman! I'm sweet enough to eat, but until we can be together in front of a roaring fire (and my own, hard yuletide log), I'm cooking up a little something special to satisfy your sweet tooth! You know, kitchen utensils are as versatile as I am, and I've discovered a whole new use for some of my favorite culinary toys. A spatula is a handy double for a paddle - and I love to preheat my internal oven with a few light slaps on my round ass. Of course, once things start to heat up in the kitchen, I strip away my apron and find a new use for my turkey baster that Paula Dean herself may not have thought of! I love the feel of the hard plastic in my tight hole and I take great delight in basting myself in my own "natural juices". I'm eagerly anticipating you taking a bite of this hot trans dish! Come and get it!