Aww.. Darling, you know mommy Millie is getting ready for her hot date tonight. I don't have the time to keep you entertained. You want a story before I run off to get filled up? Well fine, I suppose if it will hurry you along and get you out of my hair. Have I ever told you about Timmy the boy who was so obsessed with his mommy that he couldn't stay out of her laundry hamper? Wonderful! That one is just right for a naughty boy like you! Now clime up in Mommy Millies lap and let me tell you all about it..