Your girlfriend has lovingly been cooking for you lately, encouraging you to gorge yourself on the dishes that she made just for you. Even your friends have enjoyed her cooking. Ever since you denied her request to try being her personal toilet, you've been worried about the relationship. Not to worry! Your girlfriend found a way to convince you that consuming her waste wouldn't be such a big deal. In fact, you've been eating it in every meal this past month! All those tasty treats you've been filling yourself on have varying amounts of god knows what in them, and you are fine! Maybe now you're ready for the real deal.