We have been getting much closer lately. Spending more time getting to know each other, on a super personal level. You have learned to trust me and spill some of your juiciest secrets. Sounds silly to me but you did it! Easily! Happily! It didn't even take any convincing from me. You just kept talking and telling and I just kept making notes. Taking screenshots. Cataloging your info. Now, here I sit, quite powerful as the holder of all of your secrets. I bet this evidence binder would go for a pretty penny huh? I mean, exposing you to all the world? Geez, that's gotta be worth something!