I know many of you have a thing for that mischievous, hot-headed vixen, Harley Quinn, and I can't blame you. However, I have to break it to you that you won't be seeing me in that costume getting down and dirty with any clowns, no matter how nasty they are. You see, what I'm looking for is a man who knows how to scratch that itch and hit the right spot, in every sense of the word. I want a man who's as authentic as they come, not some cheap knock-off. I need a real man in a real suit, someone who can appreciate the fine art of dressing up and taking charge. Speaking of dressing up, let me tell you about the time I spent Halloween with my very own Daddy. He took me on a wild ride as Gomez Addams, and I was his Morticia. Watch as he satisfies me in ways you can only dream of.