What's the story? Well.... I play the part of Jo "Loves It" Lovell (my old stage name), Science Officer aboard a Space Exploration Vessel. Things to do with space-time and quantum have apparently happened and I have ended up being beamed down to Earth. I materialise in an ordinary suburban dwelling typical of the late 20th century. There I encounter an alien creature (who inexplicably looks almost exactly like one of our Earth butt-plugs) who is stranded far from his home galaxy and who, if he doesn't get back home, will cause the very fabric of the Universe to collapse in on itself. Or something equally dire anyway. I was always a little hazy on the finer plot points. Anyway, only by helping the creature to pass through a portal that is somehow connected back to the point on the space-time continuum from which we all came, will he get home and the Universe be saved (the fact that the portal looks incredibly like Science Officer Lovell's anus is, for the purposes of a porn video, quite a handy coincidence). I daresay you can guess the rest.... TL;DR - I stick a butt plug up my backside and save the Universe. Like you do. I had so much fun making this that I even did a sequel....