Come into my office, you know why you're here. This university has a strict policy on no substances at parties, and no hazing! Yet, as the President of your house, you had a wild party and broke all these rules anyway. Campus police even confiscated this nasty looking paddle from you...now why would you need this around since hazing isn't allowed? This is grounds for expulsion...but maybe we can work something out. Community service is a good place to start, but I don't think that really drives home just how serious this offense is. You need a lesson that you'll never forget, and my does this paddle look nasty. I think you need a hard spanking, and I'm going to give it to you. Come here over my knee, good. I want you to turn your head and watch as I give you a hard paddling - and don't cry or I'm going to make it worse! You will learn that you cannot behave this way, even if it means I have to leave you sore for days. I'm going to teach you a lesson you'll never forget!