The cost of living keeps going up, but I'm really tired and don't feel like working more... how about a little quid pro quo instead? I let you, my manager, use me like a fuck toy during your lunch breaks for some much needed stress relief, and in exchange I would like higher pay for less hours :) You can even use all my holes! But be warned- access to each hole will cost you more... do you accept? How many holes do you want to use?