After sitting back in a lawn chair on the patio, I pop some gum in my mouth, take off my shoes, and rest my size 42EUR feet on a nearby bench to get more comfortable. The white ankle socks I’m wearing have mild stains mimicking my footprint. I go to town on the gum, chewing with my mouth obnoxiously open. I want to feel the breeze better on my feet as they’ve been a bit stuffy this morning, so I pull my socks off to reveal my soles, switching my leg position a few times. Eventually the gum loses its flavor so I put my socks and shoes back on to toss it out. Plus, I could use some breakfast.