Last weekend, you went out on a beach trip with a group of friends… including gorgeous girls Rebelle and Leora. You loved hanging out with the group, going swimming, being flirty. You played it cool, acting like a regular alpha guy, hoping that no one would clock you as a pathetic nub-dicked beta. You thought, LOLLL! Leora and Rebelle met up after the beach trip to discuss some small - very small - things that we noticed. Like your shriveled, worthless, skintag-sized peen. Like the wimpy loser vibes emanating off of you. Like how your sexual prospects went to zero IMMEDIATELY after you got changed behind a towel and we caught a glimpse of your tiny inadequate ‘manhood’. Like how we both almost died and burst out laughing after your tiny secret got exposed. Like how we will never, ever, ever see you as a real man again :) In this gossip session, nothing is off limits and we’re discussing it all - how you compensate with your wallet and what a failure you would be when you even attempt to have sex with that unfuckable microscopic thing. Prepare to hear the raw, embarrassing, humiliating truth about what hot girls think of you, loser… and what we’re going to do with you next < 3 Featuring Rebelle Hart @rebellehart and Mistress Leora @mistressleora