What's wrong, baby? You look so stressed out, come and sit next to your mummy, tell her what's on your mind. Sex? Virgin?! Wow..mummy didn't think a boy as handsome as her son would still be a virgin..You're right, it would be really embarrassing fucking your crush from college with no experience, I really think someone should show you the ropes. Someone experienced, who you can trust..someone you love. Your first time should be special and memorable. Don't worry, mummy knows just the person, baby. I'm right here. Mummy has seen the way your friends look at her, all this time I've wished it was you, and here we are, with such an opportunity it would be a pity to waste it.