You just had an amazing time taking me out on a date, spoiling me & treating me like the queen I am; all in an effort to impress me enough that it may hide your biggest insecurity... Things go well enough that after the date, I decide to take you home & you're shaking as your heartbeat starts to race in both anticipation as well as fear of what I might discover. Finally, the time comes for you to slip off your pants to show me what you're working with & your biggest fear is realized with an unexpected twist... You secretly love it. How pathetic!