Good morning—I’m hungry! Too hungry for utensils. I grab the tub of vanilla Greek yogurt I was already starting to devour before recording and go back to town, staining my chin with my breakfast. I happily let it overflow from my mouth and quickly develop gas. I burp continuously while I go through the rest of the tub. Once it’s hard to get the rest of the yogurt out just from chugging, I dig in with my hands. Some of it even lands on my glasses, which I lick off. I finish by getting the rest of my dairy burps out, my face & beard covered and my crop top stained with my meal.