Gooner Acceptance

Why bother with pointless dates and awkward conversations when you can stay home and pump on that goon stick instead? I'll guide you through the liberating process of accepting your true potential as a hand humping gooner! Let's celebrate your failures and revel in the comfort of your own solitude. Who needs human connection when you have your trusty right hand, right? KEYWORDS: Gooning, Goon, Gooner, Masturbation Encouragement, Ass Worship, Big Tits, Cleavage, Light Humiliation, British, British Brat, Gooning Encouragement