Oh well what do you know? It is that time of year again. That time where you spend and send like fucking crazy. You want me to have the best birthday ever, don't you? Nothing would make you happier than to know that you have wait all year to show me how important I am to you. Yes yes, so very excited to see what you send me for this special year. This is a great way to tell me how loved and adored I am by you. Yay, can't wait to see what you get me for my birthday!