Your latest performance review is in and well, it doesn't look good, I'm afraid we are going to have to let you go. Stop crying, seems they were right in your review, you are pathetic, you need to keep this job? I'll give you one chance, prove to me you can do as you are told and you are not completely worthless, get on your knees, get under my desk and kiss my feet to show me you really want this job.