Namaste, and welcome to our second Gooners Anonymous meeting. Today I am going to be teaching a yoga class. As a gooner, I'm sure your usual way of watching yoga classes involves the same way you watch everything else: mindlessly fapping while watching Me or some other hot Woman on your screen. That is NOT what you will be doing today. Today you are going to be following along. you're going to keep in mind all of the benefits you will reap from learning to control your urges and desires. And you will do as I say, thus experiencing the effects of this class I very specifically designed to serve the purpose of helping you. And if you choose to do differently. Well, that's really only hurting yourself, isn't it? Though you should know: I know all. And I will be feeling proud of you if I feel you do as directed, and disappointed in you if I feel you didn't do as directed. I hope that helps to keep you motivated.