Your wife is the head of the homeowners association, and she's been very bitchy to me. For the longest time since I met her, she treated me like scum, so I come up with an idea to make things ok-ish. I come to the conclusion that she's jealous of me, because I am way nicer, hotter, and I know that even you are staring at me whenever you see me. I decide to pay you a visit at home, and tell you what I think of her. My theory is confirmed by you, she's treating you like sh*t too, cause that's just the type of person she is. I think I can work this angle: I'll give you what you long for, and you will put in a good word for me with your wife. I know what you wanted, so I strip in front of you, I give you a blow job. In the midst of it I tell you to hand me the phone, so I can take a little memento of this moment, so I start to record all the action. I ride you, and as I ride you, your wife burst into the room. She's conflicted about what is happening, starts yelling at the both of us, and I tell her what was the secret plan all along in my mind: I now have a recording of her husband cheating on her, she doesn't want that video to become popular, right? I tell her she only has one option, to resign from her position, and I will never use the video.