After an intense workout at the gym, my armpits glistened with sweat, and were in desperate need of cleaning. I turn to you, a mischievous glint in my eye, and command you to stick out your tongue and lick my hairy armpits until they are dry. You hesitate for a moment, but I insist, "Don't be shy now, get on your knees and say 'ahhhhhh'". The salty tang of my perspiration mixed with the warmth of your tongue is an unexpected sensation, but one that leaves me feeling refreshed and invigorated.