You fucked up last night at the game. How can you claim to be the school's quarterback and team captain when you can't even catch the ball? That's it, I will not deal with this humiliation, I am ending things with you. After you fucked up our team's chances of winning last night, I decided to hang out with the rival team captain. I fucked him hard after he WON. I only fuck WINNERS. I will tell the rest of the cheer squad what a total and complete LOSER you are. You deserve to be single. And just know darling, I am going to fuck him in the jersey you gave me. He is going to cum all over your numbers while I laugh! Losers get total denial!