Welcome to the library! Here, let me help you check out. What are all these books? I've never seen these here. Oh my gosh, you are such a pervert. These are all BDSM and sex literature. Are you single? Yes? Well, I can tell. There are many beautiful, single women in this library right now but you are too focused on your smut. Bondage, femdom, pegging, all of it! You should try to attend a single's mixer night here. But I doubt that would serve you any well. Your nose is too stuck in those dirty books. I bet you spend all your time jerking off. As a librarian, I should not judge people's reading choices. But yours, a pervert like you should go touch grass and talk to real women.