Are you busy? Great, I could do with your help! I'm trying to film my farts! I'm making a sexy video for my boyfriend. I've told you all about his fart fetish and how I love getting gassy for him. All I need you to do is hold the phone close to my arse. When he watches it, I want him to feel as if he's right with me. Get ready to press record, I have a fart brewing! And sorry in advance for the smell.