Maybe you have been busy. Maybe the date just got away from you. Maybe you have a ton of things going on in your life. Well, whatever the lame ass excuse, you forgot my birthday. That very much makes me super mad. How the fuck are you going to forget me on my big day?! One day a year, and you can't even come through then?! Geez. Well, this is going to take a lot of get back in my good graces.