We will revel in the depravity of these disturbing Christmas tasks. First, venture to the store and purchase two traditional holiday foods such as cookies and deserts and a drink. Bring them home and strip off your clothes. You'll add your special golden nectar to that drink and savour it, while decorating the cookies with your brown waste and finally , glaze the cookies with (you've guessed it) your hot jizz. This is how I want you to celebrate the season of giving - by indulging in your twisted kinks with no remorse or hesitation.