Hi, baby! I missed you so much, so I really appreciate you taking time out of your day to come see me. You look absolutely delicious today, and I just can’t help but want to taste you and lick you all over with my warm, wet tongue. I’m feeling a little hungry, babe, so would you mind if I swallowed you up? I promise you’ll love how cozy and snug the inside of my big, round belly feels. I just really want to feel you slide down my throat and fill up my tummy. I’ll even let you have a nice view of my mouth and teeth with silver fillings before I devour you.