I’ve got ahold of your entire paycheck - again. Oh, the fun my Alpha and I will have on your dime!!! Five Star Michelin restaurants, Cruises in the Bahamas, Snorkeling, All sorts of pleasures With the money that you worked so hard for us to enjoy! Don’t worry, we’ll send pictures, so you don’t have to just imagine what you’re missing out on. Also - next time when I drain your paycheck, try to make it last longer, ok? Maybe 15 seconds?