As your girlfriend I am always waiting happily for you to come home! I was particularly excited to hang out with you after the long week, but something stinky is filling our house… it is so stinky and smelly! I ask if its you but you deny, I know it can’t be true, you couldn’t have, you wouldn’t… but when I ask you to turn around, I see a huge bulge in the back of your pants… you made a HUGE stinky mess, its what ive been smelling! I guess I’ll have to get you some diapers and have you wear them regularly if you can’t control your mess!