When your girlfriend tells you that she’s ready to go all the way you come to me for some advice. You see, you’re a virgin and she’s been with 16 different guys. I’m surprised that you’ve only ever held hands, but, as your mother, I’m willing to help in any way that I can. I mean, she must really like you if she was willing to wait like this. Of course, experience is the best teacher. You can watch porn and we can talk, but the only way for you to learn is to actually do it. That way you can ask questions about sex in real time as they come up. That’s how I’ve taught you everything else, isn’t it? I start by stripping, getting you familiar with my breasts and teaching you how to handle them, then we move onto my clit, my pussy—everything! I teach you how to finger my wet, squishy pussy and how to wait when you’re ready to cum early. You do an amazing job. You know, you can always let me know when you need to practice anything sexual. I mean, what’s a mom for