Stella tells you to sit by her feet and not beg as she sits at the kitchen table.  The guy she met who has his own puppy sub just texted her.  She is so excited to have the play date so you can meet another puppy just like you. She can't wait to see the two of you playing fetch together, sniffing each other's butts and being trained together by her and the man.  Oh she knows that you aren't really into other males, even other male puppies, but it doesn't really matter.  It's not about you, it's about what makes her happy.  She also thinks the man is open to a puppy swap, but don't worry, she's sure he will be gentle with you, and if the swap goes well, maybe there will be a little "party" with all four of you.  Stella is getting so worked up thinking about it that she needs to cool down with some cold water, but don't worry she has some for you too, as she takes a sip and spits some out in a bowl for you to lap up.  You are probably thirsty after she dragged you around on that walk today. Oh, you're not lapping up your water because it's too bland, well she knows how to spice it up... she sticks her foot in the water and swirls it around to give it some "flavor", but now you have to lick up the water from her feet.  OK, now sit nice and quiet by her feet as she finishes her meal and if you are a good boy she will give you some of her chewed up table scraps for you to enjoy, along with maybe her dirty sweaty panties and shorts.