Come a little closer, and see what I bring up from deep inside. I have plans to fill you up with the hot air that is building in my belly. I am going to belch in your face, mouth, eyes and soul. You will indulge in all of their smelly glory and you'll beg for more. I am going to reward you with some kisses and a little countdown if you can stomach all my burps and admire my perfect feet. Now, open wide for me and get ready to worship!