(Interactive roleplay fantasy) I'm on my way out with friends when I realize you sent me inappropriate pictures. Were they sent to me by mistake, or on purpose? I don't care - the fact is, I had to see it. You sent your coworker dick pics, including a few where you used household objects like a toilet paper roll to demonstrate size, or more accurately, your lack of size. What happens now is you are going to hear exactly what I think of it. This is a scathing, mean girl SPH with the realization I now have leverage over you at the office - for as long as I want. Face it: even if you accidentally sent me those pictures of your penis, it's out there now, and I will never, EVER let you forget it. From now on? I. Own. You.