It’s the same thing EVERY year, isn’t? The Holiday season kicks off with Thanksgiving and then it’s non-stop commitments all the way through the new year- UGH! It’s so FRUSTRATING and Thanksgiving is THE WORST. It’s the same annoying people gathering year after year, consuming mass amounts of the predictably lack luster foods as every boring year proceeding it. Arguments over sports and politics and this and THAT… it is SO BORING and an actual waste of time. Time that you would much rather spend dedicated to deepening your addiction to Me… right? This year… I’m giving you permission… oh yes, I’m ENCOURAGING you to SNEAK AWAY and STROKE! Hide away from your commitments for a little while and GOON MINDLESSLY… INDULGE; it *is* a Holiday (HOLOday?) after all! Do it all day long- excuse yourself to the bathroom, hide in a closet… do whatEVER you have to do to JERK for Me this Thanksgiving. If you stop and think about it… I’M the only *good* thing that has happened to you this year… be THANKFUL and GRATEFUL by purchasing a BUNCH of My clips and having a Thanksgiving JERK BINGE! How many times can you successfully sneak away and stroke? How many times can you cum before dessert? Go on, GOONER… you have My permission!