We've been dating for awhile and things have been going extremely well between us so you invite me to Thanksgiving dinner with your family. I eat like a horse and then ask you to come to the bathroom with me so you can help me out with something. While we're in the bathroom I let you know that I know all about your dirty little secret. I give you an ultimatum, you either become my full time toilet slave and human atm or I tell your entire family what you like to watch in your spare time. You have no choice but to give in because you definitely don't want your family to find out what you do when no ones around right? They would institutionalize you haha. So hand me my cash and open wide bitch. This is about to be the most fruitful relationship you have ever experienced.