You just got to my house to pick me up for our date, but your trying to date a smoker, of course I need a cigarette before we leave. However, there's one little stipulation, I actually won't be going on this date with you unless you smoke a cigarette with me. Being a smoker, I  need to know that if were going to be a thing, you can be a smoker too! It's okay, it's super easy, and I'm going to show you how!