I'm still chuckling to myself as I recall that unforgettable vacation with the one and only Jessica Rabbit. We were soaking up the sun, enjoying each other's company, and living our best lives. But little did I know, Jess had other plans. She was feeling frisky and wanted to spice things up. I mean, who can blame her? We were on vacation, after all! However, I had my priorities straight. I had a whopping $1000 riding on the football game, and I wasn't about to let anything distract me from the action. Jess tried every trick in the book to get my attention. She flaunted her curves, batted her eyelashes, and even attempted to seduce me with her sultry voice. But I was resolute. My eyes were glued to the screen, and my mind was focused on the game. That's when Jess decided to take a more direct approach. She turned to me with a sly smile and asked point-blank: "Do you want me, or do you want to watch the football game?" I mean, what's a guy to do? Needless to say, I made my choice. And let's just say Jess was thrilled about it. Looking back, I can laugh about it now. But at the time, it was a tough decision. I mean, who wouldn't want to indulge in a little romance with Jessica Rabbit?