I planned a small family trip that I’ve been so excited to go on. I even invited my son and you, his friend to come along. I knew my son wasn't eager to go, but it still comes as a shock when you come to find me lounging on the deck and inform me that my son ditched the ship moments before it disembarked... Since he deserves to have something done to him, how about we play a prank on him! Let’s pretend that we’re hooking up since my husband will just hang out at the bar the whole time and now my son isn’t here to entertain me! Unless, you have a secret crush on me and want to do more than just pretend…