The Wedgie Curse

I've been cursed! I was given a permanent wedgie! I've been unable to fix my underwear that's been hanging out of my pants for weeks. I'm completely humiliated by this beaver tail. I finally got my hands on a mysterious Magic Candle that supposedly grants wishes, and I wish for my underwear to not be hanging out of my pants forever. However, it grants my wish by making me pull them over my nose instead. I stumble around, trying unsuccessfully to remove my now permanent atomic wedgie. I should have been more careful with my words, and defeatedly walk off camera to face my new reality.