- FULL VIDEO IS UNCENSORED - Merry Christmas, Gooner: Of course you are here today. What else would you be doing. You have to stroke your dick and cum. It's a need. That's why you are on the naughty list already so no need to worry. I commend you for your consistence. Keep on going, gooner and merry Christmas! - Goon into the New Year: Ready to goon into the New Year? Of course you are. What else would you be doing? Partying? That's not for you. Stroking your dick is a much better option. So let's welcome the New Year, Gooner. And don't stop after that. You have an early start to beat your own jerking off record. Show me you are a true Gooner.