Title: Lactose-Intolerant Farts at my Family Dinner Time: 10 minutes 13 seconds. Main tags: hairy legs, French Canadian, vegan, tattoos, legs, feet, foot, socks, feet, massage, worship, hairy legs, farts, gassy, lactose, vegetarian Important note for my fans: I go through phases where I stick to a strict vegan diet, but there are times when I opt for vegetarian options because I'm in situations where vegan choices just aren't available. I’m aware this might seem contradictory, and I admit I sometimes feel disappointed in myself for it, but I do the best I can given the circumstances. Video Description: Join me as I recount the chaotic aftermath of a family gathering where the menu was... a digestive roller coaster: chicken nachos (I don’t eat meat, or dairy), pizza (same), and a dairy-filled cake (again). I removed the chicken from the nachos, but decided to plan my revenge by eating all the cheese. Prepare to laugh along with my gassy adventure.