Parisian Perfume: Bonjour, losers! Welcome to the City of Lights, where I've been strutting my stuff and making memories—while making sure my socks are extra ripe for you! I packed only one pair for this whole trip, wearing them day and night, just to drive you crazy with their scent. Imagine the Eiffel Tower, the Seine, and the aroma of my well-traveled, sweaty feet trapped in these socks. You're drooling already, aren't you? Watch as I tease you, showing off every stinky detail. You know you want them, so get ready to pay up, slave!