Since you've joined my office you have been hogging all the male attention. I used to be the eye candy in this office until you came along with your gorgeous blonde locks, and stole all the male attention. I even saw a male co worked give you a blowjob in the copy room... there's only 1 way you can get away with this, and that is by letting me cut off all your blonde locks. Then nobody will look at you anymore and I will be the sexy one at work