Are you ready to worship my socks? Of course you are! So get on your knees like a good little bitch and prepare for some happy happy happy sock worship. Aren't they so cute? Don't they make you so happy? I am loving these socks. And I think you are too. I mean, for me it's the happy face. And for you, for you it's definitely me wearing these socks, huh? These socks could probably have a picture of anything on them and you'd still be there, on your knees, losing your fucking mind. Because you are just a little sock loving bitch, aren't you?