Kneel, you weak, pathetic gaijin slaves, and cast your eyes downward as you worship that most perfect and sublime of all things: my Asian goddess feet. My Asian goddess feet are the axis upon which the heavens turn, the foundation upon which your devotion rests. You are nothing before them; they are perfect and divine, while you are crude and uncivilized. Follow me on Twitter: @NW_Asian Music by Xena's Revenge - Other World Kingdom