Sweetie, step-Mommy needs to talk to you about something. Do you think you might know what it is? No? Hmmm... Do you think it's normal that step-Mommy is washing 20 pairs of undies every week? Do you know what I'm talking about now? Why are you blushing? You just like fresh undies? Do you think I don't notice the big white stains on all of them? I do, sweetie. Now, to call this a stamina problem is an understatement. This problem seems much more serious... and, it looks like it might be about to happen right now. But before you fill those underwear with your pathetic prejac load, I've got some new rules for you going forward.