You've always been weak for a nice, round, juicy ass and now your obsession with a divine derriere will be your downfall. You couldn't resist reaching out and grabbing my plump little cheeks. What you didn't know is that I deal with men like you in a very particular way. A man with no self control and no discipline is absolutely useless, which means you are useless. So I am going to end your pathetic life with the object of your affection. I am going to sit on your face and smoosh you out with my big, beautiful butt. Take a deep breath, little man, it's going to be your last!