You know how you think that we are friends? How we have built this strong relationship? How I am there for you and blah blah blah? Well, none of that is true. Haha. All that is happening is here is that I want your money. Upfront, easily, in my hand, over and over. I want and need you to pay me often, pay me more, find new fun ways to pay me. I am just using you for your money.