Wasting your seed is no longer enough. Throwing it away, down the drain, or in the toilet isn't safe enough. It's time to take drastic measures to ensure that your loser genes are eradicated once and for all. I've come up with the perfect solution: you're going to make yourself infertile. And what better way to do that than by hitting your own balls until you've completely annihilated any chance of reproducing? It's the ultimate form of self-castration, and it's the only way to guarantee that your loser genes will never be passed on. I'm going to guide you and instruct you on how to hit your balls until you're completely sterile. And when it's all over, you'll be left a shell of your former self, a eunuch with no chance of ever spreading your loser seed again. You're a loser, and it's time to take responsibility for your own genetic annihilation. You're going to do this for me, for yourself, and for the greater good. You're taking one for the team, making sure that your inferior DNA is wiped from the face of the earth. Ready to annihilate your loser genes once and for all? Hit your balls, embrace the pain, and say goodbye to your fertility.