Doormat POV

While keeping you held down with my sneaker, I explain how you're the lowest of low: a pathetic shoe licker. Licking the bottom of women's shoes: that's you! In fact, stick out your tongue so I can wipe the soles of my converse! and since being a doormat for women is what gets you off, that's exactly how women will treat you. Now that I've wiped my shoes on your tongue, I'm going to run some errands. When I return, you're licking them again, loser!