You know I enjoy a so called "420" session (some call it gardening) especially when you watch me smoke from the floor, where you belong. You love feet, especially when they are dirty as mine today. You love to lick them, adore them, and treat me like your queen. So be a good boy and lick them clean for me. But that's not it. I know how you love so see me smoke, you would like a puff too, but instead I ask you to sit on the floor and be my little dirty ashtray instead. I step in ash and I ask you again to clean it while I laugh at how pathetic you are.