What’s better than one piggy? Three piggies! And right now I’ve got you, your step-dad, and step-brother, wrapped around my pretty, manicured finger. Maybe it’s a hereditary trait… being pathetic worthless little pay piggies. Good for nothing but the contents of yall’s wallets. Sounds like the perfect bonding experience, if you ask me. I know I keep the three of you hooked with just my pretty feet. You all really make this too easy! Hahaha